• Me:

    I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate

  • Him:

    whatever

  • *as I turn to walk away*

  • Him:

    *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.

  • *i turn back to the table*

  • Me:

    you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.

  • *i leave and come back*

  • Me:

    here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.

  • His friends tipped me $20